Things I’d Rather Do Than Listen to You Rant About Crypto

Man burning a hundred dollar bill with a bitcoin logo on it.
  • Clean my apartment.
  • FaceTime my parents.
  • Try CrossFit. Even once.
  • Read Infinite Jest unironically.
  • Watch every episode of Seinfeld.
  • Take an MBA course taught by Elizabeth Holmes.

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