What “Heard Around the Office” Sounds Like in Today’s World
When Your Home Becomes Your Office
May 19, 2021
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“He shat on the carpet again?!”
“Mind putting some clothes on? I’m in a meeting.”
“Could you repeat that? My roommate’s singing in the kitchen.”
“Hold that thought. My DoorDash is here.”
“Yeah…I don’t know what he does. He just sits on his laptop all day.”
“Honey, don’t put that in your mouth! That’s for the dog!”
“Did I do anything crazy this weekend? Does laundry count?”
“Drop it or you’re in time out!”
“Stop humping the furniture!”
“Can you hear me?”
“Can you see my screen?”
“Yup, you’re still on mute.”
“I think we lost you.”
Are you drinking at 11 AM?!
Billy Frazier is a designer and writer who enjoys making people smile. You can subscribe to his email list or follow his daily shenanigans on Twitter.
