What Your Favorite Food Says About You
You are what you eat.
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Apple Pie
You’re a red-blooded American who has a sweet tooth.
Bacon
You’re a red-blooded American who hasn’t seen a doctor in years.
Cheetos
You leave your mark. Everywhere.
Donuts
You’re everyone’s favorite even though you’re not that good for them.
Easy Mac
You somehow get ready in five minutes flat no what you’re doing.
Fries
You’re a little salty but you always keep it real.
Grilled Cheese
You pair well with others.
Ham
You’ll do anything for a laugh.
Ice Cream
You’re there when your friends need you most.
Jerky
Your friends usually find you at a random gas station after a night out.
Kettle Corn
You’re sweet and salty.
Lasagna
You’ve got a lot of layers.
Meatloaf
You’re the no-frills type who gets the job done.
Nachos
You’re messy and festive.
Oreos
You’re hard on the outside but sweet on the inside.
Pizza Rolls
You still live in your parents’ basement.
Quesadilla
You’re simple and cheesy.
Raw Cookie Dough
You love tempting fate.
Sloppy Joes
Everyone loves you despite being a hot mess.
Tacos
You’re the first person friends call when they’re drunk.
Udon
You’re thick and exotic.
Veggie Burgers
You’re idea of letting loose is skipping leg day.
Wings
You’re bold, messy, and the life of any party.
X-Mas Cookies
People only want to hang out with you during the holidays.
Yogurt
You’re way too health-concious.
Zucchini
You’re always on a cleanse.
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